Jet crashes into stray cow in Lagos

Matt, this is our DREAM STORY! Could this be a sinister, but ultimately misguided kamikaze plot by the Nigerian Beef Council to acquire more beef jerky for the stash? Stay tuned...

The related stories headlines on the side of the link page are also just classic:

Family flees from cows
Nigerian cops free killer cow
Killer cow arrested
Doping tests for cows
Thailand cloning supercows
Aid plane crashes into cows
Dying farmer's unusual wish..
Holy cow - or load of bull?
Cows being taught to read
Car hits sleeping cows, 4 die