German Police Seek British Muppet Speeding in Audi

Dear readers, I am, in fact, a British muppet who drives an Audi, but as far as I know, I am not an official suspect. However I fear Animal might be...as evidenced by this damning footage.



Rumor has it, that Germany's own 'Evil Bert' (seen below) is the ruthless high-ranking inspector assigned to the case...